What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?

Tambwe (Guest) on October 21, 2021

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Halima (Guest) on October 20, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 20, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Nasra (Guest) on October 15, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Sultan (Guest) on October 8, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 6, 2021

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 2, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 27, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 23, 2021

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 22, 2021

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Zawadi (Guest) on September 16, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 15, 2021

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 7, 2021

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Shani (Guest) on September 5, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Fikiri (Guest) on September 2, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 31, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Rahim (Guest) on August 30, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Maneno (Guest) on August 28, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 24, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Daudi (Guest) on August 4, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Neema (Guest) on July 29, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 28, 2021

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Nyota (Guest) on July 19, 2021

😆 Saving this one!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 15, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Nassar (Guest) on July 13, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 12, 2021

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 4, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Issa (Guest) on June 25, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 23, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 11, 2021

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 9, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

John Kamande (Guest) on May 23, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 22, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Nasra (Guest) on May 21, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mustafa (Guest) on May 20, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Muslima (Guest) on May 17, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Nassar (Guest) on April 30, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Mchawi (Guest) on April 25, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 20, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Saidi (Guest) on April 19, 2021

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 16, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 13, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 8, 2021

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

John Kamande (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 28, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 24, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 22, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Salum (Guest) on March 20, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Faiza (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 14, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 4, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 28, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on February 23, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Leila (Guest) on February 15, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Shamsa (Guest) on February 11, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Hassan (Guest) on February 11, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Muslima (Guest) on February 6, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 24, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦