What did the spoon say to the knife?

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 14, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 9, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 4, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 1, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 28, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 27, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 27, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 27, 2021

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 21, 2021

😅 I needed that!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 20, 2021

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 19, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Sharifa (Guest) on September 15, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 15, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Abdillah (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 4, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 1, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Mohamed (Guest) on August 23, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Yusra (Guest) on August 22, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 18, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 13, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 6, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Maulid (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Sofia (Guest) on July 23, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 18, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Fadhila (Guest) on July 14, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 8, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Safiya (Guest) on June 28, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Zainab (Guest) on June 26, 2021

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Chum (Guest) on June 24, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Tabu (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 13, 2021

😄 You got me!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 8, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Daudi (Guest) on June 1, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Fatuma (Guest) on May 30, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 21, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 21, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 17, 2021

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 10, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Khadija (Guest) on May 2, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 26, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Sekela (Guest) on April 25, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 24, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 20, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 19, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 18, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 12, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

James Malima (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 3, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Abubakar (Guest) on March 26, 2021

😆 Bookmarking this!

Husna (Guest) on March 6, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

John Kamande (Guest) on February 24, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 23, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Binti (Guest) on February 15, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 14, 2021

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 14, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 13, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪