What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

Hashim (Guest) on December 12, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Wande (Guest) on December 9, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Zulekha (Guest) on December 3, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 28, 2021

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 27, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 25, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Sarafina (Guest) on November 22, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 19, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 16, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Husna (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 19, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Kheri (Guest) on September 25, 2021

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 14, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 10, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Amani (Guest) on September 5, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Kassim (Guest) on September 5, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 12, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 24, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Omari (Guest) on July 21, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Baridi (Guest) on July 20, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Shukuru (Guest) on July 14, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 8, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Binti (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 6, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 29, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 28, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

John Kamande (Guest) on June 28, 2021

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 27, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 23, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Hekima (Guest) on June 22, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 8, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 8, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Rahim (Guest) on June 5, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 29, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 23, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 20, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 30, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 17, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 12, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 5, 2021

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 24, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 14, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 10, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Juma (Guest) on February 28, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 27, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 21, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 13, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Fatuma (Guest) on February 12, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 7, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 26, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Bahati (Guest) on January 2, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 31, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 23, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 11, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Issack (Guest) on December 2, 2020

😄 Too good!

George Mallya (Guest) on December 2, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

John Mushi (Guest) on November 16, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!