What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 30, 2021

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Muslima (Guest) on November 29, 2021

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 27, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Baraka (Guest) on November 24, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 20, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 16, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 24, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 23, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 21, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 20, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 15, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Abubakari (Guest) on October 3, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Khatib (Guest) on September 30, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 27, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 16, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Sofia (Guest) on August 16, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Zulekha (Guest) on August 14, 2021

😁 This just made my day!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 4, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Rubea (Guest) on August 3, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 26, 2021

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Mzee (Guest) on July 23, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 10, 2021

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 8, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mgeni (Guest) on July 7, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 6, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Selemani (Guest) on July 4, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 3, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 3, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 28, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 26, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 19, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 15, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 28, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Fikiri (Guest) on May 21, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 24, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 23, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Rukia (Guest) on April 22, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Abubakar (Guest) on April 21, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 20, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 12, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Fadhili (Guest) on April 8, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Zawadi (Guest) on April 6, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Rukia (Guest) on March 4, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 21, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 18, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 16, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

John Mushi (Guest) on January 20, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 19, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 9, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 5, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 20, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Salima (Guest) on December 16, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Makame (Guest) on December 15, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 21, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 14, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 9, 2020

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Khamis (Guest) on November 9, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 30, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️