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What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?

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Short Answer: They all know how to "split" and make impressive "peels"! πŸŒπŸ€Έβ€β™€οΈ


Explanation: Gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have one hilarious thing in common: their ability to split! While gymnasts and acrobats are known for their amazing split moves, bananas have their own version of a "split" when their peel opens up. It's a funny way to connect these seemingly unrelated things with a dash of humor and a playful emoji to add a cherry on top! πŸ’

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Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 9, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Fikiri (Guest) on November 7, 2021

🀣 This joke is too good!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 1, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ“–

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 23, 2021

πŸ˜‚ I’m sending this to everyone I know!

John Malisa (Guest) on October 14, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ

Mustafa (Guest) on October 13, 2021

πŸ˜‚ I’m dying!

Warda (Guest) on October 4, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. πŸš—πŸ’΅

Amir (Guest) on September 30, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! πŸ”Ίβšͺ

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 27, 2021

πŸ˜‚ I can’t stop laughing!

Mchuma (Guest) on September 27, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. πŸžπŸ˜‚

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 21, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βœ‚οΈπŸ§΅

Hekima (Guest) on September 16, 2021

πŸ˜† I’m literally in stitches right now!

Juma (Guest) on September 6, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. πŸš·πŸ˜…

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 3, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 2, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 18, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ“

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 14, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! πŸ“˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 3, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. β³πŸ™ƒ

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Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! πŸ’€πŸ˜Œ

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If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™

Yahya (Guest) on July 29, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! πŸ˜‚

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ…

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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ•ΆοΈ

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 20, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. πŸ’„πŸ˜œ

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣

Issack (Guest) on July 8, 2021

πŸ˜… I had to share this with everyone!

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Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ

Rubea (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ“š

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 15, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ€•πŸ 

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What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! πŸ±β›°οΈ

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πŸͺπŸ₯

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 7, 2021

πŸ˜‚ So funny!

Aziza (Guest) on June 6, 2021

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. πŸ—“οΈπŸ˜œ

Jafari (Guest) on May 24, 2021

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 15, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹

Rashid (Guest) on May 15, 2021

I don't sweatβ€”I sparkle! βœ¨πŸ˜…

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Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„

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🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

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😁 Best laugh of the day!

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯πŸ€ͺ

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How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ€§

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πŸ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!

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I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! πŸ“±πŸ˜†

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I can resist anything except temptation. πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜…

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Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πŸΈπŸ’»

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I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. πŸ°πŸ˜‚

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What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! β›„πŸš

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ₯ͺπŸ’‘

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πŸ˜„ Pure comedy gold!

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Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

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🀣 Brilliant joke!

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πŸ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!

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I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†

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