What do you call a left-handed dog?

David Chacha (Guest) on August 28, 2021

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Fikiri (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Halima (Guest) on August 24, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Rukia (Guest) on August 6, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 5, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Umi (Guest) on August 2, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Yusra (Guest) on July 24, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Khalifa (Guest) on July 24, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 20, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 3, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 1, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 29, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 25, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 6, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 2, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Khamis (Guest) on May 21, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 12, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Shabani (Guest) on May 10, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Aziza (Guest) on May 4, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Kheri (Guest) on April 30, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Zulekha (Guest) on April 26, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 24, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 17, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 15, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 12, 2021

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Zakaria (Guest) on April 4, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Jafari (Guest) on March 30, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Baridi (Guest) on March 22, 2021

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 13, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 8, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 7, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Jabir (Guest) on February 27, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 25, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Omari (Guest) on February 6, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 6, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mjaka (Guest) on January 24, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 22, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 20, 2021

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mchawi (Guest) on January 4, 2021

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

John Lissu (Guest) on December 30, 2020

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 29, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 25, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Kahina (Guest) on December 14, 2020

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 7, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 30, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 30, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Jamal (Guest) on November 24, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Hashim (Guest) on November 22, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Ali (Guest) on November 19, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Halima (Guest) on November 16, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 13, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 8, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mariam (Guest) on November 5, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Kheri (Guest) on October 19, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 13, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Yusuf (Guest) on October 6, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Nyota (Guest) on September 25, 2020

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 5, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Daudi (Guest) on September 2, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆