What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 19, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 18, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 2, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Khatib (Guest) on August 20, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 19, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Umi (Guest) on August 18, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Nahida (Guest) on August 10, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Nassor (Guest) on August 5, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 4, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 23, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Daudi (Guest) on July 13, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Hassan (Guest) on July 13, 2021

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Zakaria (Guest) on July 12, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 12, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 9, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 29, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Chum (Guest) on June 27, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Rahim (Guest) on June 22, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Zulekha (Guest) on June 3, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

John Lissu (Guest) on May 30, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Zainab (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Juma (Guest) on May 14, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Daudi (Guest) on May 13, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 12, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 11, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 28, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 21, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Safiya (Guest) on April 12, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Mazrui (Guest) on April 8, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Saidi (Guest) on April 7, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Athumani (Guest) on April 2, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 23, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 21, 2021

😄 Too good!

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 20, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 20, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 19, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 12, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 10, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Neema (Guest) on March 8, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 1, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Maida (Guest) on February 26, 2021

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 22, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Fikiri (Guest) on February 19, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Umi (Guest) on February 18, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Jaffar (Guest) on February 13, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 7, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 7, 2021

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Rahim (Guest) on January 25, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 14, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 4, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 23, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 19, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 10, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Jafari (Guest) on November 23, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 12, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Tambwe (Guest) on November 11, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Hassan (Guest) on November 10, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Rahim (Guest) on November 9, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Kheri (Guest) on October 23, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓