What do you call a worm with no teeth?

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 2, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 1, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 30, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 22, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Nuru (Guest) on January 21, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 19, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Arifa (Guest) on January 15, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 6, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 31, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 20, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 19, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 7, 2021

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 5, 2021

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 30, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Shabani (Guest) on November 27, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Chiku (Guest) on November 27, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 7, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 1, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 24, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Nyota (Guest) on October 12, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 11, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Fikiri (Guest) on October 8, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Maimuna (Guest) on October 5, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 4, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 29, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Halimah (Guest) on September 20, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 20, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zainab (Guest) on September 19, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 18, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 14, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Sarafina (Guest) on September 8, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 1, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 29, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 27, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 21, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 19, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Maulid (Guest) on July 22, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 18, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 16, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 30, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 15, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 13, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 9, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Kazija (Guest) on June 5, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 20, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 18, 2021

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

James Kimani (Guest) on May 12, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Salima (Guest) on May 11, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 4, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 2, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 18, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mhina (Guest) on April 10, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Nchi (Guest) on April 9, 2021

😄 You got me!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 28, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 22, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 17, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 12, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸