What do you give a sick lemon?

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 11, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 28, 2021

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Rahim (Guest) on November 25, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

David Chacha (Guest) on November 22, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Sofia (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 17, 2021

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 4, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Jamal (Guest) on October 30, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 20, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 16, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Latifa (Guest) on September 30, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Jaffar (Guest) on September 27, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on September 24, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Farida (Guest) on September 11, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 8, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 20, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 17, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 15, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 8, 2021

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 2, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 20, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Fadhili (Guest) on June 30, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Chiku (Guest) on June 25, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 17, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 30, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 26, 2021

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Issa (Guest) on May 10, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Husna (Guest) on May 8, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 5, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 2, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Faiza (Guest) on April 28, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Chum (Guest) on April 25, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 24, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 19, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mwanais (Guest) on April 18, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Khalifa (Guest) on April 15, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 11, 2021

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 11, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mchawi (Guest) on April 3, 2021

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 27, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 16, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 15, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 13, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 12, 2021

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 7, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Khamis (Guest) on March 1, 2021

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Nassor (Guest) on February 10, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Ndoto (Guest) on February 3, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 31, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Selemani (Guest) on January 27, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Saidi (Guest) on January 18, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Hamida (Guest) on January 4, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 4, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

George Mallya (Guest) on January 1, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Chiku (Guest) on December 24, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 23, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 15, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️