What has 18 legs and catches flies?

Nassar (Guest) on December 27, 2021

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Maulid (Guest) on December 25, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 10, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Rahma (Guest) on December 4, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Rehema (Guest) on December 2, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 1, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 29, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Salima (Guest) on November 26, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 24, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Kheri (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Zulekha (Guest) on November 22, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Rashid (Guest) on November 5, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Zubeida (Guest) on November 4, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 24, 2021

😂 So funny!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 23, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 16, 2021

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Nassar (Guest) on October 9, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 3, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 26, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Rahma (Guest) on September 23, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 21, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 20, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Hekima (Guest) on September 20, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Athumani (Guest) on September 11, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

James Kimani (Guest) on September 10, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 8, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 29, 2021

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 19, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Muslima (Guest) on July 31, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mariam (Guest) on July 27, 2021

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 27, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 24, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Sarafina (Guest) on July 19, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Kassim (Guest) on July 18, 2021

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 14, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Issack (Guest) on June 30, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 16, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Chiku (Guest) on June 9, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 3, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 28, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Arifa (Guest) on May 26, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 24, 2021

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 23, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Abdillah (Guest) on May 7, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 4, 2021

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 3, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Saidi (Guest) on April 17, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 29, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 22, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 21, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 18, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Khadija (Guest) on February 25, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Biashara (Guest) on February 16, 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 14, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 4, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 25, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 14, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓