What type of diet did the snowman go on?

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 8, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 4, 2022

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Mchuma (Guest) on March 24, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 18, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mchawi (Guest) on March 18, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 13, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 7, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 4, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Masika (Guest) on February 12, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Selemani (Guest) on February 11, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 31, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 23, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Jamila (Guest) on January 23, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Kassim (Guest) on January 4, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 31, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 27, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Wande (Guest) on December 13, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 30, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Tambwe (Guest) on November 27, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 20, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 16, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 7, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 3, 2021

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Rashid (Guest) on October 29, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Warda (Guest) on October 19, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 18, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 17, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 28, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 19, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 17, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 27, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 23, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Ali (Guest) on August 19, 2021

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mzee (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 16, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Latifa (Guest) on August 10, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 24, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 24, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Latifa (Guest) on July 21, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 18, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 12, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Fadhila (Guest) on July 11, 2021

😂 So funny!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 7, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 5, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 4, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Sofia (Guest) on July 1, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 16, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Nashon (Guest) on June 14, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 6, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Umi (Guest) on May 28, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Maulid (Guest) on May 24, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 4, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 2, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 28, 2021

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 28, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 15, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Masika (Guest) on April 7, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 7, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠