What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 15, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 14, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 30, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Shukuru (Guest) on October 28, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 21, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Maneno (Guest) on October 9, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 1, 2021

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 30, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Khadija (Guest) on September 26, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 21, 2021

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 16, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Majid (Guest) on September 16, 2021

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Yusuf (Guest) on September 9, 2021

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 7, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Tabu (Guest) on August 19, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 17, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 16, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 15, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Jamal (Guest) on August 13, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 10, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 23, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 21, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Arifa (Guest) on July 20, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jamal (Guest) on July 9, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Raha (Guest) on July 7, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 6, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Warda (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Hawa (Guest) on June 21, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 21, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Hassan (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Zubeida (Guest) on April 24, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Sarafina (Guest) on April 22, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 11, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Nahida (Guest) on April 5, 2021

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Shamsa (Guest) on March 23, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 2, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 27, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 26, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Ahmed (Guest) on February 22, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Selemani (Guest) on February 13, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 7, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 2, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 26, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 21, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 17, 2021

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Nchi (Guest) on January 13, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Safiya (Guest) on January 2, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 18, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 17, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Umi (Guest) on December 9, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 9, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 1, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 27, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Makame (Guest) on November 25, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 24, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 11, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖