What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Omar (Guest) on August 14, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on August 4, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 13, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

George Tenga (Guest) on July 5, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 4, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 30, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Rukia (Guest) on June 24, 2021

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Kheri (Guest) on June 17, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Zakaria (Guest) on June 12, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 11, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Shamsa (Guest) on June 6, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 4, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Warda (Guest) on May 16, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Mzee (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Sumaya (Guest) on May 8, 2021

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 7, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 6, 2021

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 4, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 23, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Omari (Guest) on April 19, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 18, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 13, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Zakaria (Guest) on April 5, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Neema (Guest) on March 22, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 1, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 27, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Maida (Guest) on February 22, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Salma (Guest) on February 11, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Sharifa (Guest) on February 10, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 6, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 30, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Sekela (Guest) on January 20, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 12, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 9, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 29, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 24, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 2, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Maneno (Guest) on December 1, 2020

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 27, 2020

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 21, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 21, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Hashim (Guest) on November 16, 2020

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Daudi (Guest) on November 13, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 10, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

James Malima (Guest) on November 10, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Omar (Guest) on November 8, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 6, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 2, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 31, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 13, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 12, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Sofia (Guest) on October 6, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 29, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Khalifa (Guest) on September 28, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 17, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 16, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆