What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

Shani (Guest) on September 25, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 9, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 2, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Nahida (Guest) on August 25, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Rahim (Guest) on August 12, 2021

😁 This is gold!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 6, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Zawadi (Guest) on August 6, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 26, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Omar (Guest) on July 19, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 17, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 15, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Yusuf (Guest) on July 12, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 11, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Bahati (Guest) on July 10, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Binti (Guest) on July 9, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Zainab (Guest) on July 3, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 25, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mchuma (Guest) on June 23, 2021

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 5, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 2, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 31, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mchawi (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Mwanais (Guest) on May 10, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 9, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 8, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 6, 2021

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 4, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 21, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 9, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 1, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 28, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Khadija (Guest) on February 16, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

John Malisa (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Nashon (Guest) on February 13, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 11, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 2, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Hawa (Guest) on January 27, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Josephine (Guest) on January 19, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 18, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

John Lissu (Guest) on January 9, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Hamida (Guest) on January 8, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 31, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Jamila (Guest) on December 29, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Fadhili (Guest) on December 27, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 23, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 19, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 30, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 17, 2020

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 13, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 28, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 20, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 16, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 13, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Omari (Guest) on October 6, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 5, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Omari (Guest) on September 27, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Hekima (Guest) on August 31, 2020

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Kazija (Guest) on August 28, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻