Why are elephants such bad dancers?

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 21, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 17, 2022

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 11, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Neema (Guest) on January 7, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 2, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 31, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 28, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 18, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 12, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 10, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 10, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Zubeida (Guest) on December 8, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 6, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Fatuma (Guest) on November 28, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Fatuma (Guest) on November 25, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Amani (Guest) on November 6, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 4, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 3, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 29, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Biashara (Guest) on October 28, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 11, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 9, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Daudi (Guest) on October 6, 2021

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 5, 2021

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Yahya (Guest) on September 26, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

James Kimani (Guest) on September 22, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 20, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 10, 2021

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 7, 2021

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mashaka (Guest) on September 2, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Neema (Guest) on August 15, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 10, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mariam (Guest) on August 6, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Halima (Guest) on August 5, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 3, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 22, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Athumani (Guest) on July 21, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Salma (Guest) on July 19, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Rahma (Guest) on July 11, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Ali (Guest) on July 10, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 29, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 24, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 12, 2021

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Fadhili (Guest) on June 1, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 30, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Omar (Guest) on May 26, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Shamsa (Guest) on May 24, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 13, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 11, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 8, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mhina (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Amina (Guest) on April 26, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Safiya (Guest) on April 24, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Nassor (Guest) on April 23, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Husna (Guest) on April 16, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️