Why can’t the elephant use the computer?

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 19, 2021

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 7, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Nuru (Guest) on October 28, 2021

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 26, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Maida (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 20, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Majid (Guest) on October 19, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Husna (Guest) on October 18, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Hawa (Guest) on October 18, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Salma (Guest) on October 8, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 26, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 17, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Sofia (Guest) on September 17, 2021

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Halimah (Guest) on August 19, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mchawi (Guest) on August 18, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Jamal (Guest) on August 3, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 22, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 21, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 19, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 17, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 16, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 14, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mohamed (Guest) on July 8, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 6, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Zubeida (Guest) on June 16, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 12, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 8, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Khatib (Guest) on June 4, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 3, 2021

😆 Bookmarking this!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 29, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Baraka (Guest) on April 22, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

George Tenga (Guest) on April 21, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 17, 2021

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Omar (Guest) on April 5, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Zubeida (Guest) on March 7, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 5, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mjaka (Guest) on March 2, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 22, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 17, 2021

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 12, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Salma (Guest) on February 4, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Jaffar (Guest) on January 29, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Bakari (Guest) on January 25, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Raha (Guest) on January 19, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

George Tenga (Guest) on January 12, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Ahmed (Guest) on January 7, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Tambwe (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2020

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 16, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 12, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 3, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 24, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Nassor (Guest) on November 22, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Maulid (Guest) on November 17, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️