Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 6, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 1, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

John Kamande (Guest) on September 16, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 8, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Amina (Guest) on September 6, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 27, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on August 21, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 21, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 12, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 10, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Tambwe (Guest) on July 26, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 21, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 3, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Zuhura (Guest) on June 26, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Yusuf (Guest) on June 22, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 22, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 16, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Athumani (Guest) on June 16, 2021

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 1, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 28, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Safiya (Guest) on May 19, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 13, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 7, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 3, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 18, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 17, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Shabani (Guest) on April 11, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 11, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mgeni (Guest) on April 9, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Halimah (Guest) on April 8, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 7, 2021

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 5, 2021

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Daudi (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Sharifa (Guest) on March 28, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 24, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mjaka (Guest) on March 14, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Kassim (Guest) on February 28, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Rahim (Guest) on February 26, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 24, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Saidi (Guest) on February 22, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Rubea (Guest) on February 8, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Shabani (Guest) on January 29, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Jamila (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 13, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Binti (Guest) on January 12, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Mgeni (Guest) on January 11, 2021

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Daudi (Guest) on January 2, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 27, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 27, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Selemani (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

John Kamande (Guest) on December 11, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 11, 2020

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Halimah (Guest) on December 1, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 18, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 28, 2020

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚