Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

Furaha (Guest) on October 31, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Bakari (Guest) on October 24, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mzee (Guest) on October 20, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Muslima (Guest) on October 12, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 26, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Biashara (Guest) on September 20, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Muslima (Guest) on September 8, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 4, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Kazija (Guest) on August 31, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 28, 2021

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 28, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 28, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Tabu (Guest) on August 17, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 13, 2021

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Sharifa (Guest) on August 7, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Nasra (Guest) on July 30, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 28, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 27, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Jabir (Guest) on July 24, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

George Tenga (Guest) on July 24, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 21, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 9, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 3, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 30, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Kassim (Guest) on June 28, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 22, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mwanais (Guest) on June 11, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Fadhila (Guest) on June 4, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 3, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 27, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 26, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 18, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mchuma (Guest) on May 16, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Abubakar (Guest) on May 7, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mariam (Guest) on May 1, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 24, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Halima (Guest) on April 23, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 15, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Warda (Guest) on April 15, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 6, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 4, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Nashon (Guest) on March 13, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Ali (Guest) on March 10, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 4, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 3, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 26, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 24, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Hashim (Guest) on February 14, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Jamal (Guest) on February 11, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 6, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 3, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Omari (Guest) on February 2, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 1, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 20, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Neema (Guest) on December 20, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 16, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Baraka (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Baraka (Guest) on November 29, 2020

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩