Why are fish so smart?

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 17, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Baridi (Guest) on October 13, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Rehema (Guest) on October 11, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 8, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Sumaya (Guest) on September 30, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Salma (Guest) on September 23, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Rubea (Guest) on September 12, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Salima (Guest) on September 1, 2021

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 28, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Kahina (Guest) on August 20, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Salma (Guest) on August 18, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 15, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 8, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Shamim (Guest) on August 7, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Tabu (Guest) on July 19, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 13, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 5, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 25, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Mgeni (Guest) on June 19, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mzee (Guest) on June 8, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Amina (Guest) on May 29, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 26, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

George Mallya (Guest) on May 22, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Nchi (Guest) on May 21, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 6, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 3, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 21, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Faiza (Guest) on April 18, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Sultan (Guest) on April 6, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 31, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 25, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Neema (Guest) on March 25, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Wande (Guest) on March 19, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 9, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 9, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Zakaria (Guest) on February 23, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mohamed (Guest) on February 21, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 19, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Zulekha (Guest) on February 15, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mariam (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 10, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 2, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 26, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 18, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Fatuma (Guest) on January 17, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 9, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Zakia (Guest) on January 5, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 4, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Rahim (Guest) on December 28, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Warda (Guest) on December 26, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 23, 2020

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Maneno (Guest) on December 15, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 14, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 5, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 4, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 2, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

James Malima (Guest) on November 28, 2020

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬