Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_62df9fc45ca386cf1c7582a708b00a6b, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_62df9fc45ca386cf1c7582a708b00a6b, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/right_sidebar.php on line 13

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/right_sidebar.php on line 13
Sidebar with Floating Button
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_62df9fc45ca386cf1c7582a708b00a6b, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/top_menu.php on line 3

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/top_menu.php on line 3

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_62df9fc45ca386cf1c7582a708b00a6b, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/top_menu.php on line 14

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/top_menu.php on line 14
MHUBIRI
☰
AckyShine
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_62df9fc45ca386cf1c7582a708b00a6b, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/display_user.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/display_user.php on line 4

Mambo ya mke na mume haya, chezea mchepuko!?

Featured Image

Mume akamwambia mke wake:
"Funga macho yako tufanye maombi"
Akaanza kwa Kimombo:-
"… Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4…."





Mke akadakia, "Unadhani mimi sina ee" akaanza:-
I pray 4 Felix, I pray 4 Temu, I pray 4 Rweyemamu, I pray 4 Masawe, I pray 4 Benson, I pray 4 Onyango, I pray 4 Swai, I pray kwa wote niliowasahau!!
Chezea mchepuko…!!


AckySHINE Solutions

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_62df9fc45ca386cf1c7582a708b00a6b, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/comments.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/comments.php on line 4

Comments

Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 20, 2017

Kweli mna ucheshi! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 14, 2017

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🀣😭

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 11, 2017

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 2, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜„

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 28, 2017

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 24, 2017

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 11, 2017

πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 7, 2017

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 22, 2017

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 18, 2017

πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 10, 2017

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Hawa (Guest) on January 5, 2017

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! β˜•πŸ˜†

Hamida (Guest) on January 1, 2017

πŸ˜† Hii imenigonga kweli!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 27, 2016

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 19, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 13, 2016

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Shamim (Guest) on November 1, 2016

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 27, 2016

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 6, 2016

Hii ni bomba sana! πŸ€£πŸ‘

Yusuf (Guest) on September 28, 2016

πŸ˜„ Umeimaliza kabisa!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaβ€”imebamba! 🀣

Sharifa (Guest) on August 23, 2016

😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 14, 2016

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜…

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 22, 2016

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Mchawi (Guest) on June 20, 2016

🀣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 12, 2016

πŸ˜ƒ Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Sarafina (Guest) on April 6, 2016

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! πŸŽ‰

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Salma (Guest) on February 21, 2016

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! πŸ˜„

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🀣

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 20, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 10, 2016

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! πŸ˜„

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 31, 2015

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 22, 2015

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 22, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Fadhila (Guest) on December 11, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 11, 2015

πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜†

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 2, 2015

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Sikutarajia hiyo punchlineβ€”kichekesho! 🀣

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 8, 2015

πŸ˜† Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 4, 2015

πŸ˜…πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ‘

John Lissu (Guest) on September 19, 2015

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 12, 2015

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Amir (Guest) on August 22, 2015

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 20, 2015

Hii ni kali sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Shukuru (Guest) on August 18, 2015

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Mwanais (Guest) on August 16, 2015

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! πŸ˜‚

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 28, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Arifa (Guest) on July 20, 2015

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

Hassan (Guest) on July 2, 2015

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline!

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 29, 2015

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 28, 2015

Hii imenibamba sana! πŸ˜…πŸ€£

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 25, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

Related Posts

Angalia alichokifanya huyu mkaka alipoenda benki 🏦

Angalia alichokifanya huyu mkaka alipoenda benki 🏦

At the bank..

Teller: Hii pesa ni fake

Mkaka: Shida iko wapi..pesa ni yangu..acc... Read More

Tabia za Kimama kwa wanaume

Tabia za Kimama kwa wanaume

1, mwanaume kuoga haraka haraka ili uwahi kuangalia igizo, huo ni UMAMA..πŸ˜‚

2, mwanaume k... Read More

Jinsi ya Kubana matumizi X-mass

Jinsi ya Kubana matumizi X-mass

Badala yakupika PILAU tutapika TAMBI kwenye Xmas maana tutakua tumeokoa sh.15,000/= Vitunguu swa... Read More

Cheki kilichotokea baada ya kufumaniwa

Cheki kilichotokea baada ya kufumaniwa

Nimefumaniwa hapa na jamaa ameniambia nitulie tuyamalize kishikaji, yaani nisijali sasa ... Read More

Hii sasa kali kweli kweli! wazazi wanachofanya pale binti yao anapochelewa kuolewa

Hii sasa kali kweli kweli! wazazi wanachofanya pale binti yao anapochelewa kuolewa

Wazazi wengine wanaandikaΒ MBWA​MKALIΒ kwenye geti lao kama binti wao ana mia... Read More

Huyu mke kwa kupenda hela! Cheki anachomwambia mume wake

Huyu mke kwa kupenda hela! Cheki anachomwambia mume wake

Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha! MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole? MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua ... Read More
Kilichonitokea leo baada ya kuona nungunungu

Kilichonitokea leo baada ya kuona nungunungu

Baada ya kukaa mda mlefu sijamuona nungu'nungu leo nikakuna nae nikajisikia furaha sana,

ni... Read More

Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!

Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!

Hii ndio Bongo

Ilikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja aliingia na kibinti kizuri k... Read More

Kama mpezi wako akikuita MAMITO Unatakiwa umjibu hivi

Kama mpezi wako akikuita MAMITO Unatakiwa umjibu hivi

Akina dada mpenzi wako akikuita MAMITO usikubali

na yeye mwite MAF... Read More

Angalia huyu mwalimu alichomfamya huyu mwanafunzi

Angalia huyu mwalimu alichomfamya huyu mwanafunzi

*Hadith ya Shemdoe na Mwalimu wa English:*

*Teacher:* `Who is a pharmacist?`

*Shemdoe... Read More

Huyu jamaa kawaweza polisi watatu, cheki alichowaambia

Huyu jamaa kawaweza polisi watatu, cheki alichowaambia

Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: kimya
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: ... Read More

Cheki huyu jamaa alivyoumbuka kwenye harusi

Cheki huyu jamaa alivyoumbuka kwenye harusi

Jamaa mmoja alialikwa ktk harusi. Akafika mlango Wa 1 umeandikwa kulia ni ndugu Wa maharusi, kush... Read More


Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_62df9fc45ca386cf1c7582a708b00a6b, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/bottom_menu.php on line 3

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/bottom_menu.php on line 3