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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake

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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?

Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.

MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?

MKE: Akasimama na kusema: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi ukimwaga mbegu ktk shamba la mtu mti ukiota utakuwa wa kwako au wa mwenye shamba?.

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Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 27, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 16, 2017

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 9, 2017

😅😂👌😊

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 4, 2017

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

Jamila (Guest) on May 30, 2017

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🤣

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 29, 2017

Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊

Abubakar (Guest) on May 19, 2017

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 17, 2017

😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

George Tenga (Guest) on May 3, 2017

Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 16, 2017

Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 25, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 19, 2017

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 14, 2017

Ninashiriki hii na marafiki zangu mara moja! 😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 25, 2017

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏🤣

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 14, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 22, 2016

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! 👏😆

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 12, 2016

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 3, 2016

🤣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 31, 2016

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! 😊😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 20, 2016

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏

Mwanais (Guest) on September 18, 2016

😄 Umeimaliza kabisa!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 19, 2016

Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 10, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 2, 2016

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆

John Malisa (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😊😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 24, 2016

Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 23, 2016

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Safiya (Guest) on May 4, 2016

😆 Naihifadhi hii!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 27, 2016

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! 😅

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 23, 2016

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! 🤣👌

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 22, 2016

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 17, 2016

😂🤣

Amir (Guest) on April 17, 2016

😂 Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 5, 2016

Umesema kweli! 👌😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 15, 2016

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😅

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 5, 2016

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂

Fadhili (Guest) on February 1, 2016

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁

Khalifa (Guest) on January 16, 2016

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

Omari (Guest) on January 3, 2016

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 10, 2015

🤣🔥😊

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 12, 2015

😂🤣😂😅

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 11, 2015

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😊😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 5, 2015

😆 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 26, 2015

🤣🤣👏😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂

Zakia (Guest) on August 14, 2015

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 28, 2015

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

John Mushi (Guest) on July 18, 2015

😂 Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 14, 2015

😆 Hiyo punchline!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 20, 2015

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Mazrui (Guest) on June 18, 2015

😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 7, 2015

😄 Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 15, 2015

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 8, 2015

😅 Bado nacheka!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 6, 2015

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 1, 2015

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! 😊😄

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