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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake

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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?

Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.

MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?

MKE: Akasimama na kusema: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi ukimwaga mbegu ktk shamba la mtu mti ukiota utakuwa wa kwako au wa mwenye shamba?.

Hebu tumsaidie hakimu aamue kesi hii…
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