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Cheki huyu jamaa anachomfanyia huyu mrembo kanisani

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Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo.
Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal:
Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana
Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji
Jamaa: nipe nafasi uwe msimamizi wa serikali ya moyo wangu…
Dem: niache…
Jamaa: kweli nakupenda mpnz
Dem: (kwa sauti kubwa) nmesema NIACHEEEE!!
Watu wote kanisani wakageuka… Jamaa kaona noma na ili atulize msala
Jamaa: sikuachi hadi ukiri YESU kuwa Bwana na mwokozi wa Maisha yako.
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Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 14, 2017

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Fikiri (Guest) on April 9, 2017

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

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Mwafirika (Guest) on February 26, 2017

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Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 10, 2017

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Rehema (Guest) on January 4, 2017

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Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 26, 2016

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Zubeida (Guest) on December 22, 2016

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Binti (Guest) on December 13, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 20, 2016

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho gani!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 28, 2016

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Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 12, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 7, 2016

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 28, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🀣😊

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 10, 2016

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David Sokoine (Guest) on August 15, 2016

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Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 21, 2016

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! πŸ“Œ

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 11, 2016

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Selemani (Guest) on May 6, 2016

πŸ˜ƒ Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 6, 2016

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🀣

John Lissu (Guest) on May 3, 2016

πŸ˜† Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

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πŸ˜‚ Nacheka hadi nalia!

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Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 17, 2016

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 3, 2016

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

Rahma (Guest) on January 11, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Kali sana!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 26, 2015

πŸ˜„ Umeimaliza kabisa!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 21, 2015

😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

John Lissu (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Nimeipenda hii joke! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2015

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

John Mushi (Guest) on December 2, 2015

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 21, 2015

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 12, 2015

😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 11, 2015

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Grace Minja (Guest) on October 25, 2015

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Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 12, 2015

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David Kawawa (Guest) on September 25, 2015

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Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 23, 2015

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 11, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 15, 2015

πŸ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Baraka (Guest) on June 24, 2015

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 12, 2015

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! πŸ˜‚

Yahya (Guest) on May 24, 2015

Asante Ackyshine

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 12, 2015

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Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 11, 2015

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Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 27, 2015

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 14, 2015

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