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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!

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Mke ni kama Tv na Mchepuko ni kama Simu.
Nyumbani unaangalia Tv lakini ukitoka unatoka na simu.

Mara chache unafurahia Tv lakini Muda mrefu unacheza na simu yako.

Tv ni bure kwa maisha yako yote, lakini Simu kama hujalipia hupati huduma.

Tv ni kubwa nzito na wakati wote ni ya zamani. Lakini simu ni nzuri, nyembamba, na ni rahisi kubeba.

Gharama za huduma za tv ni ndogo sana, Lakini gharama za huduma za Simu ni kubwa na pia ni lazima kuzitimiza.

Tv ina remote lakini Simu haina.

Kitu muhimu zaidi simu ina njia mbili za kuwasiliana unaongea na unasikiliza lakini Tv unalazimika kusikiliza hata kama hutaki au unataka.

Unaweza kununua Tv mara moja na ukatumia kwa kipindi kirefu lakini Simu mara zote unabadilisha inategemea na fasheni.

Ya mwisho na ya kuzingatia

Tv haina Virusi lakini Simu inayo.

KUWA MAKINI.

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Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 25, 2017

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂

Yusra (Guest) on November 12, 2017

😆 Hiyo punchline!

Chum (Guest) on November 6, 2017

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! ðŸ˜

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 5, 2017

😆 Kali sana!

Athumani (Guest) on October 27, 2017

😄 Umeimaliza kabisa!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 7, 2017

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 21, 2017

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! ðŸ‘😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 26, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! 🤣😆

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 19, 2017

🤣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 4, 2017

😂😂

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 1, 2017

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! 😄

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 9, 2017

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 24, 2017

😆 Naihifadhi hii!

Abdullah (Guest) on March 20, 2017

😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 19, 2017

Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣ðŸ‘

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 16, 2017

😂🤣😊😅

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 9, 2017

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! ðŸ‘🤣

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 29, 2017

😂 Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2016

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 15, 2016

🤣😆😊😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 21, 2016

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

John Mushi (Guest) on November 13, 2016

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Baraka (Guest) on October 16, 2016

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 9, 2016

Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! ðŸ†

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 7, 2016

Asante Ackyshine

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 30, 2016

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆ðŸ‘

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 2, 2016

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! ðŸ˜

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 27, 2016

🤣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 10, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 8, 2016

😂 Ninashiriki mara moja!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 5, 2016

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 11, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 14, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂ðŸ‘

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 11, 2016

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂

Habiba (Guest) on January 22, 2016

😂 Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 14, 2015

🤣😭😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 11, 2015

😊😂🤣

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 9, 2015

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😆😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Hii imenichekesha sana! 🤣😆

John Kamande (Guest) on October 29, 2015

🤣🤣ðŸ‘😆

John Kamande (Guest) on October 8, 2015

Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 25, 2015

Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2015

😆 Hii imenigonga kweli!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 17, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 1, 2015

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 31, 2015

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 11, 2015

😅😂👌😊

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2015

😄 Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

Salima (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! ☕😆

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 5, 2015

😄 Kichekesho kamili!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🤣🔥

Yusuf (Guest) on May 27, 2015

😆 Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 2, 2015

😠Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 12, 2015

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅

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