How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?

Asha (Guest) on December 30, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Abdullah (Guest) on December 30, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 24, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Asha (Guest) on December 20, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 16, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 13, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 10, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 7, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Maneno (Guest) on December 6, 2020

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Leila (Guest) on November 27, 2020

😆 That punchline!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 9, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 8, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 1, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Nahida (Guest) on October 17, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 15, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Nyota (Guest) on October 13, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 13, 2020

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 12, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 25, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 21, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 9, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Aziza (Guest) on September 7, 2020

😄 You got me!

Azima (Guest) on September 4, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

John Kamande (Guest) on September 3, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 29, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Abdullah (Guest) on August 10, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 2, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Zawadi (Guest) on July 31, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 6, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 3, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 3, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

John Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Omar (Guest) on June 17, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 15, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 15, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Issa (Guest) on June 15, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Zubeida (Guest) on June 6, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Issa (Guest) on May 31, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Nahida (Guest) on May 31, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 29, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 13, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Majid (Guest) on May 7, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 15, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 12, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 11, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 25, 2020

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Josephine (Guest) on March 8, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Fatuma (Guest) on March 1, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 22, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 14, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Omar (Guest) on February 8, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 4, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mwanais (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mwanais (Guest) on January 14, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 13, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Jamal (Guest) on January 11, 2020

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔