What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 3, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Kazija (Guest) on September 3, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 29, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 29, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

James Malima (Guest) on August 26, 2020

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 24, 2020

😄 Too good!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 14, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 6, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Amir (Guest) on July 25, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 23, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 20, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Tabu (Guest) on July 17, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 14, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 26, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

James Malima (Guest) on June 23, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 21, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mazrui (Guest) on June 19, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Chum (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Chum (Guest) on June 2, 2020

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Khadija (Guest) on May 31, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 30, 2020

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 29, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Tambwe (Guest) on May 26, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 22, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Aziza (Guest) on May 16, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 16, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 5, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Binti (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Saidi (Guest) on April 29, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Rukia (Guest) on April 25, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 13, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Nassor (Guest) on April 4, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on April 3, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Omar (Guest) on April 2, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 30, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 28, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Amani (Guest) on March 25, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 17, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Amina (Guest) on March 14, 2020

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 25, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 23, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 13, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 13, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Abubakari (Guest) on January 24, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 24, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Husna (Guest) on January 15, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 14, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Chiku (Guest) on January 14, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on December 30, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Masika (Guest) on December 30, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 19, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Rabia (Guest) on December 9, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mazrui (Guest) on December 8, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 8, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥