What did the carrot say to the mushroom?

Zakia (Guest) on November 2, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

George Tenga (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 29, 2020

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 11, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 27, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Safiya (Guest) on September 26, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 21, 2020

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 18, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 16, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Mariam (Guest) on September 12, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 29, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Masika (Guest) on August 19, 2020

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 5, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Rashid (Guest) on July 26, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 19, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 11, 2020

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 9, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Halima (Guest) on July 6, 2020

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 1, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Chum (Guest) on June 30, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 28, 2020

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 26, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 19, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Nashon (Guest) on June 13, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 13, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Abubakar (Guest) on June 4, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 31, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 25, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 25, 2020

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 18, 2020

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zubeida (Guest) on May 15, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 14, 2020

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Chum (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Khadija (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 19, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 17, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 14, 2020

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

George Tenga (Guest) on April 5, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 2, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 30, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 24, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Bakari (Guest) on March 18, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Umi (Guest) on March 7, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Sharifa (Guest) on March 4, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Muslima (Guest) on February 22, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Rabia (Guest) on February 19, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 16, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Kassim (Guest) on February 14, 2020

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 12, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Tabu (Guest) on February 10, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 31, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 19, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mazrui (Guest) on January 18, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 10, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 9, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Jamal (Guest) on January 4, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 2, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Rehema (Guest) on December 30, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 25, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Maneno (Guest) on December 21, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤