What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

Furaha (Guest) on December 10, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 9, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Amina (Guest) on December 9, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Umi (Guest) on November 29, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 29, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Jaffar (Guest) on November 28, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Baridi (Guest) on November 22, 2020

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 15, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Abdillah (Guest) on October 30, 2020

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Kassim (Guest) on October 30, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Nahida (Guest) on October 29, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

James Mduma (Guest) on October 25, 2020

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 23, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Amir (Guest) on September 28, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 26, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 20, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 18, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 11, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 10, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 8, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 7, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 3, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 19, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Chum (Guest) on August 15, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 26, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 17, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 14, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 13, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 24, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 20, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Fadhili (Guest) on May 13, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 8, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Husna (Guest) on May 8, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Issa (Guest) on May 6, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 4, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 17, 2020

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 15, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 12, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Jamal (Guest) on April 9, 2020

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Farida (Guest) on April 7, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 7, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 23, 2020

😅 I needed that!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 22, 2020

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Nassar (Guest) on March 18, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 17, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 15, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Nassar (Guest) on March 6, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Fatuma (Guest) on February 19, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 13, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 13, 2020

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Bakari (Guest) on February 1, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 19, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 9, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Yusra (Guest) on January 5, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 2, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏