What do birds do on Halloween?

Fatuma (Guest) on September 8, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Yusra (Guest) on September 3, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Baridi (Guest) on September 3, 2020

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 29, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mjaka (Guest) on August 26, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 24, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

George Tenga (Guest) on August 15, 2020

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

John Malisa (Guest) on August 12, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Binti (Guest) on August 11, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 8, 2020

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 4, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Hamida (Guest) on July 20, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 14, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 11, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 6, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 20, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 10, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 9, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Kazija (Guest) on June 6, 2020

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

John Kamande (Guest) on June 5, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 1, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 21, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 21, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Abdullah (Guest) on May 11, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 5, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Habiba (Guest) on March 29, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 17, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Sumaya (Guest) on March 17, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 16, 2020

😄 Too good!

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 10, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Bahati (Guest) on February 27, 2020

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 25, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Shukuru (Guest) on February 19, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 10, 2020

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 4, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 3, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 23, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 21, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Abdillah (Guest) on January 17, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 14, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 14, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 14, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 13, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Khalifa (Guest) on January 9, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 14, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 7, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 28, 2019

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 25, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 25, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 22, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 21, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Nasra (Guest) on November 20, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 11, 2019

Thanks Ackyshine

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 9, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 8, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Issa (Guest) on October 24, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 10, 2019

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

John Mushi (Guest) on September 8, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌