What do elves learn in school?

Rukia (Guest) on September 4, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 4, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 1, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 20, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 9, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 7, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 5, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 28, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 24, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 21, 2020

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 14, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Omar (Guest) on June 1, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Majid (Guest) on May 20, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Issack (Guest) on May 14, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Zuhura (Guest) on May 9, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Biashara (Guest) on April 23, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 23, 2020

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Fatuma (Guest) on April 16, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 15, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 12, 2020

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Fadhila (Guest) on April 9, 2020

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Shamsa (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Zuhura (Guest) on April 3, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 27, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 22, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Saidi (Guest) on March 14, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 13, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 9, 2020

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 3, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 18, 2020

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Hassan (Guest) on January 14, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 10, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 22, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 21, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 15, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Neema (Guest) on December 9, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Muslima (Guest) on December 8, 2019

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 2, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Saidi (Guest) on November 11, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mgeni (Guest) on November 8, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 5, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 2, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Omari (Guest) on October 30, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

David Chacha (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Daudi (Guest) on October 20, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 17, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mgeni (Guest) on October 4, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 2, 2019

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 30, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Zubeida (Guest) on September 1, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 31, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 30, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 25, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 22, 2019

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Zainab (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 17, 2019

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mariam (Guest) on August 6, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵