What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 15, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 12, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 8, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Chum (Guest) on January 3, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

Ndoto (Guest) on January 1, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Zuhura (Guest) on December 30, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 29, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Kassim (Guest) on December 23, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Raha (Guest) on December 14, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Habiba (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Habiba (Guest) on November 23, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 9, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 31, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 26, 2020

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 23, 2020

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 21, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 19, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 14, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 28, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 23, 2020

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Shani (Guest) on September 14, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mzee (Guest) on September 4, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rahma (Guest) on September 1, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Nahida (Guest) on August 30, 2020

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 26, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 22, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 14, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Rubea (Guest) on July 30, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 22, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 20, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Baraka (Guest) on July 16, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 12, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Omari (Guest) on July 7, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 24, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 22, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 22, 2020

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Arifa (Guest) on June 13, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 12, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 16, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Omari (Guest) on May 2, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Warda (Guest) on April 26, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 24, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 22, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 17, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 2, 2020

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 21, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 16, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 15, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mwanais (Guest) on March 11, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 6, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Maulid (Guest) on March 6, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 5, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

James Kimani (Guest) on February 29, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Nahida (Guest) on February 29, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mazrui (Guest) on February 27, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Salima (Guest) on February 18, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 12, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 10, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Yahya (Guest) on February 10, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂