What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 23, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Khadija (Guest) on January 22, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Mchawi (Guest) on January 20, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rahma (Guest) on December 25, 2020

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Sofia (Guest) on December 6, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 3, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Masika (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 3, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

John Kamande (Guest) on October 22, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

John Lissu (Guest) on October 17, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Bakari (Guest) on October 16, 2020

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Khadija (Guest) on October 16, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 1, 2020

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 29, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Sarafina (Guest) on September 27, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Ahmed (Guest) on September 22, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Kiza (Guest) on September 22, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Tabu (Guest) on September 20, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Abubakari (Guest) on September 15, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Hassan (Guest) on September 14, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 11, 2020

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Chum (Guest) on September 10, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Ali (Guest) on August 30, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Majid (Guest) on August 28, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Warda (Guest) on August 23, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 20, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 15, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 27, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Bahati (Guest) on July 25, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Zakia (Guest) on July 25, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 12, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 10, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 10, 2020

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 21, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Yahya (Guest) on June 15, 2020

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 14, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Rahim (Guest) on June 9, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 7, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 5, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 5, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 29, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 18, 2020

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 18, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 17, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

John Malisa (Guest) on May 6, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 5, 2020

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 30, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 29, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Nuru (Guest) on April 21, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Habiba (Guest) on April 14, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 11, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Sharifa (Guest) on March 24, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 16, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Hekima (Guest) on March 13, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Rahim (Guest) on March 4, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 29, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 28, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Kassim (Guest) on February 28, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Khadija (Guest) on February 19, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱