What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

John Kamande (Guest) on May 1, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 30, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 13, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 10, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Binti (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 15, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Chum (Guest) on March 8, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 1, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Zainab (Guest) on February 27, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 26, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Hekima (Guest) on February 25, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 12, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Shukuru (Guest) on January 28, 2021

😄 You got me!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 23, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Jafari (Guest) on January 10, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 30, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Husna (Guest) on December 28, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Fadhili (Guest) on December 25, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Amina (Guest) on December 24, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 21, 2020

😄 Too good!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 10, 2020

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Warda (Guest) on November 21, 2020

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Abdillah (Guest) on November 21, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 21, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 10, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 10, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 19, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 3, 2020

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 30, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 25, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 20, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 18, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 13, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Halimah (Guest) on September 3, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Nassor (Guest) on August 30, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 26, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Juma (Guest) on August 24, 2020

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 21, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

John Malisa (Guest) on August 12, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 2, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Athumani (Guest) on July 30, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 17, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 12, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 8, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 26, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 22, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 22, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Azima (Guest) on June 19, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 14, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Yahya (Guest) on June 10, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

James Mduma (Guest) on June 6, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Halimah (Guest) on June 5, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 26, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Halimah (Guest) on May 20, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Amir (Guest) on May 16, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Jamal (Guest) on May 14, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Kassim (Guest) on May 10, 2020

😆 That punchline was epic!

John Malisa (Guest) on May 9, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦