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What kind of murderer has fiber?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
A: The Cereal Killer! ๐ฅฃ๐ช
Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! ๐ฝ๐ฅฃ๐
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