What kind of table can you have for dinner?

Faiza (Guest) on August 16, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Khatib (Guest) on August 15, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 12, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 10, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Shani (Guest) on August 1, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 17, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mariam (Guest) on July 15, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Kheri (Guest) on July 12, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 7, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Yahya (Guest) on July 5, 2020

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Habiba (Guest) on July 5, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 5, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 23, 2020

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 22, 2020

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 20, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Hekima (Guest) on June 18, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 17, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Abdillah (Guest) on June 15, 2020

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Omar (Guest) on June 12, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 8, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Mgeni (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Latifa (Guest) on May 23, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Khamis (Guest) on May 14, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 12, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 25, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 24, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 16, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 15, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 12, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 6, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 5, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 4, 2020

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Sofia (Guest) on April 4, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 3, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Khadija (Guest) on March 19, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 24, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

James Malima (Guest) on February 24, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 20, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 13, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Umi (Guest) on February 10, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 6, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

Sharifa (Guest) on January 26, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 19, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 10, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 5, 2020

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 2, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 29, 2019

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Rahma (Guest) on December 29, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Abubakar (Guest) on December 22, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Neema (Guest) on December 14, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 11, 2019

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 8, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Amir (Guest) on December 1, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 28, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 23, 2019

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on November 20, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 17, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Abubakari (Guest) on November 10, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼