A ghost's favorite room in the house is 👻the living room!👻
Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! 😄🏠
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What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?
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Maimuna (Guest) on October 13, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 12, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 7, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Chiku (Guest) on October 4, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 27, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Rahim (Guest) on September 25, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 22, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
James Malima (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 7, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 6, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 5, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 1, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 31, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Khatib (Guest) on August 27, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 19, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Rabia (Guest) on August 18, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 17, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 11, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 1, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Hekima (Guest) on July 29, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 28, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 28, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 26, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Abdullah (Guest) on July 24, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Selemani (Guest) on July 14, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 12, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 9, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Sofia (Guest) on June 11, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 9, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Husna (Guest) on June 8, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 5, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 13, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 12, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 9, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Azima (Guest) on May 6, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 27, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Wande (Guest) on April 16, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 8, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 5, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 31, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
James Malima (Guest) on March 26, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Fadhili (Guest) on March 25, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 24, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Nyota (Guest) on March 14, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 12, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 3, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Fatuma (Guest) on February 25, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Salma (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Muslima (Guest) on February 7, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Zakaria (Guest) on February 2, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 29, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Salma (Guest) on January 29, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 18, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 14, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 30, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Rashid (Guest) on December 10, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Majid (Guest) on November 30, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 27, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 15, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️