What has two legs but can’t walk?

Hashim (Guest) on February 27, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 17, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Daudi (Guest) on February 15, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Amir (Guest) on February 12, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 31, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Sumaya (Guest) on January 30, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 23, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mchuma (Guest) on January 18, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 16, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 11, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Majid (Guest) on January 4, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Athumani (Guest) on January 1, 2021

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 31, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 23, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 4, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 28, 2020

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 17, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 11, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Nassor (Guest) on October 31, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Sofia (Guest) on October 25, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mazrui (Guest) on October 2, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 30, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Shani (Guest) on September 27, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

John Kamande (Guest) on September 23, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 10, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 5, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 21, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Maulid (Guest) on August 12, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Biashara (Guest) on August 11, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 29, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 28, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 25, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Kazija (Guest) on July 21, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Hamida (Guest) on July 15, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 5, 2020

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Rabia (Guest) on June 27, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 23, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 21, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on June 14, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 8, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 26, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Yahya (Guest) on May 18, 2020

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 16, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Khatib (Guest) on May 5, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mwanais (Guest) on May 4, 2020

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 11, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Yahya (Guest) on April 10, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 9, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 15, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 1, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 27, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 19, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 15, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 8, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 31, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mustafa (Guest) on January 28, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 22, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Asha (Guest) on January 15, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Fadhili (Guest) on January 15, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Arifa (Guest) on January 6, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆