What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

Daudi (Guest) on August 24, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on August 6, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 28, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Ali (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Nuru (Guest) on July 24, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 23, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 18, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 18, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 15, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 10, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 7, 2020

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Bahati (Guest) on July 1, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 26, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 24, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Habiba (Guest) on June 22, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Salima (Guest) on June 20, 2020

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Binti (Guest) on June 19, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 19, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Kiza (Guest) on June 18, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Abdullah (Guest) on June 18, 2020

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 17, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 13, 2020

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

James Kimani (Guest) on June 10, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 7, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Bahati (Guest) on June 4, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 4, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 13, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 12, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Hekima (Guest) on May 9, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Zulekha (Guest) on May 6, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nyota (Guest) on May 3, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 1, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Salma (Guest) on April 20, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 8, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 26, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Kheri (Guest) on March 24, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Nassor (Guest) on March 17, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 16, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 15, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Kheri (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 9, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 5, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 20, 2020

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Jabir (Guest) on February 15, 2020

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 13, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Saidi (Guest) on February 12, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 11, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Athumani (Guest) on February 3, 2020

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 31, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 10, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 9, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 8, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 19, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 3, 2019

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 22, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 12, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 11, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 8, 2019

😆 Bookmarking this!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 20, 2019

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅