Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends?

David Chacha (Guest) on October 9, 2020

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 19, 2020

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 7, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Abubakari (Guest) on August 30, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 30, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Jamal (Guest) on August 23, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Sharifa (Guest) on August 15, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 13, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 8, 2020

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Khalifa (Guest) on August 8, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 6, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 2, 2020

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 2, 2020

😅 I’m still laughing!

Maimuna (Guest) on July 31, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 26, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 18, 2020

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 18, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mjaka (Guest) on July 16, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mchuma (Guest) on July 5, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Salum (Guest) on July 5, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Leila (Guest) on July 2, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

George Tenga (Guest) on June 18, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Juma (Guest) on June 15, 2020

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 11, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 9, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 29, 2020

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 28, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Biashara (Guest) on May 18, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 17, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 8, 2020

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Biashara (Guest) on May 5, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 18, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 16, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Khadija (Guest) on April 7, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

James Kimani (Guest) on March 30, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 28, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Zulekha (Guest) on March 27, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Fikiri (Guest) on March 26, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 8, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Amir (Guest) on February 23, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 20, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 16, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

James Mduma (Guest) on February 12, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 9, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 24, 2020

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 22, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 19, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 16, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 22, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 16, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Yusuf (Guest) on December 14, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 11, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Faiza (Guest) on December 8, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

David Chacha (Guest) on December 7, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Baraka (Guest) on December 4, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 16, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂