Which Budgie owns the cage?

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 21, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Salma (Guest) on June 19, 2020

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 5, 2020

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 22, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 21, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Jamila (Guest) on May 17, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 16, 2020

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Khatib (Guest) on May 15, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Maulid (Guest) on April 28, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Mhina (Guest) on April 26, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Faiza (Guest) on April 10, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 6, 2020

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Zakaria (Guest) on April 1, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 29, 2020

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 21, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 16, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 7, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 24, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 24, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Rahim (Guest) on February 18, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 15, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Maneno (Guest) on February 12, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

James Mduma (Guest) on February 6, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 5, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 30, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Hamida (Guest) on January 28, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Maneno (Guest) on January 27, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 25, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Sekela (Guest) on December 27, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Jafari (Guest) on December 25, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Khadija (Guest) on November 9, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 4, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Fikiri (Guest) on November 1, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 24, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Nuru (Guest) on October 21, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Rahim (Guest) on October 10, 2019

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 2, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Sumaya (Guest) on October 1, 2019

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Fadhila (Guest) on September 30, 2019

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Azima (Guest) on September 24, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Tabu (Guest) on September 23, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Zakia (Guest) on September 19, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 15, 2019

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 15, 2019

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 15, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 11, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Shamim (Guest) on September 9, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 6, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 2, 2019

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 13, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2019

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 4, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 3, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Furaha (Guest) on August 2, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 1, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 29, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!