Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 28, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 21, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 20, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 19, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 9, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

John Lissu (Guest) on September 6, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

James Malima (Guest) on September 4, 2020

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Shani (Guest) on September 1, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 17, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 14, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 12, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 10, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Chum (Guest) on August 1, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Salma (Guest) on July 28, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 21, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 21, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 20, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 19, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

David Chacha (Guest) on July 15, 2020

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 14, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 8, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mgeni (Guest) on July 7, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Masika (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 29, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Rabia (Guest) on June 21, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Kahina (Guest) on June 20, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 12, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 10, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Habiba (Guest) on May 30, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 24, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Sekela (Guest) on May 2, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 29, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 27, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 25, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 7, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Amani (Guest) on April 3, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 3, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Amina (Guest) on April 1, 2020

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 31, 2020

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 25, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Fikiri (Guest) on March 21, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 18, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 18, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 4, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 28, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 9, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Hashim (Guest) on February 2, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Latifa (Guest) on January 25, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 17, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 15, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

James Malima (Guest) on January 14, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mzee (Guest) on January 6, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 3, 2020

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 28, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 26, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 26, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Binti (Guest) on December 24, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆