Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 22, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Issack (Guest) on February 18, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mchawi (Guest) on February 12, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 2, 2021

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 1, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 30, 2021

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 25, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 24, 2021

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 22, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Kiza (Guest) on January 17, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 9, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 6, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 1, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Fatuma (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Habiba (Guest) on December 17, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 14, 2020

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 11, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 5, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 24, 2020

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 10, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 30, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Bahati (Guest) on October 1, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 27, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 21, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 13, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 8, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Bahati (Guest) on September 8, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Yusuf (Guest) on September 4, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Aziza (Guest) on August 30, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mustafa (Guest) on August 24, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Rashid (Guest) on August 18, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Sarafina (Guest) on August 17, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 14, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 13, 2020

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 6, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Biashara (Guest) on July 31, 2020

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 28, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 21, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 10, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Baraka (Guest) on July 1, 2020

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Hekima (Guest) on June 29, 2020

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 24, 2020

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Zubeida (Guest) on June 21, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 19, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 17, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 9, 2020

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Makame (Guest) on June 6, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mjaka (Guest) on May 31, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 30, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 30, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

David Chacha (Guest) on May 24, 2020

😄 You got me good!

Amina (Guest) on May 21, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 20, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 19, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Husna (Guest) on May 1, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 28, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

John Lissu (Guest) on April 19, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 2, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 25, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌