Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 9, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mariam (Guest) on October 8, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Kheri (Guest) on October 5, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Umi (Guest) on September 23, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 11, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Shamim (Guest) on September 6, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 27, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Juma (Guest) on August 25, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Saidi (Guest) on August 21, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 9, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 7, 2020

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 27, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Rabia (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Kahina (Guest) on July 23, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Wande (Guest) on July 19, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Nyota (Guest) on July 16, 2020

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 8, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 30, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Faiza (Guest) on June 16, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 9, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Nchi (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Rukia (Guest) on May 26, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 19, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Neema (Guest) on May 18, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 14, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

James Mduma (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 2, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 1, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 25, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 22, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

John Lissu (Guest) on April 17, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 12, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 10, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!

Shamim (Guest) on April 9, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 8, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 7, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 3, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Abubakar (Guest) on March 21, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 20, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 20, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

Saidi (Guest) on March 15, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

John Kamande (Guest) on February 29, 2020

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Neema (Guest) on February 9, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Ahmed (Guest) on January 30, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Daudi (Guest) on January 30, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 15, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 2, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 1, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Abdullah (Guest) on December 20, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 17, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 15, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Raha (Guest) on December 12, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 9, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 8, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 3, 2019

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 2, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️