Why is the forest so noisy?

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 31, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Ali (Guest) on August 13, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Ndoto (Guest) on August 7, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 1, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Majid (Guest) on July 28, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 21, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 17, 2020

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 16, 2020

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 3, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 24, 2020

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 19, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 9, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 1, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Faiza (Guest) on June 1, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 29, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Halima (Guest) on May 27, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 26, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 26, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 29, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 27, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 20, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Rukia (Guest) on April 17, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 13, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 6, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Faiza (Guest) on April 5, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 27, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 27, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 26, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Rahim (Guest) on March 25, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 19, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 12, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Sharifa (Guest) on February 27, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 27, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwajuma (Guest) on February 25, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Nassar (Guest) on February 19, 2020

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 17, 2020

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Sharifa (Guest) on February 6, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 5, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 4, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 8, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 1, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 8, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Fadhila (Guest) on November 30, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 16, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 13, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 12, 2019

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 11, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 28, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Shabani (Guest) on October 24, 2019

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Salima (Guest) on October 14, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 11, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Shani (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Neema (Guest) on October 9, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Salma (Guest) on October 8, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 6, 2019

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂