Why was the clown crying?

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 28, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Zakia (Guest) on March 4, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Latifa (Guest) on March 3, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 12, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 9, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 18, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Maulid (Guest) on January 14, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Jamila (Guest) on January 13, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 9, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 5, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 3, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 29, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Hassan (Guest) on December 18, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Omari (Guest) on December 14, 2020

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Muslima (Guest) on December 3, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 18, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 9, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 8, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 15, 2020

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Fatuma (Guest) on October 6, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 3, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Selemani (Guest) on September 28, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 22, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 9, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 6, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Tabu (Guest) on August 27, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Asha (Guest) on August 18, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 10, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Mohamed (Guest) on August 3, 2020

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Arifa (Guest) on July 20, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Fadhila (Guest) on July 19, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Mashaka (Guest) on June 29, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Fadhila (Guest) on June 26, 2020

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 23, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 16, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 14, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 14, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 12, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Fadhili (Guest) on June 1, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 24, 2020

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 14, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Tambwe (Guest) on May 13, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 12, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 16, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 13, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Fatuma (Guest) on April 13, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 5, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 29, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 23, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Baraka (Guest) on March 22, 2020

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Wande (Guest) on March 20, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 14, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 12, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Khadija (Guest) on March 5, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 4, 2020

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Athumani (Guest) on February 26, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 26, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!