Fikiri (Guest) on January 17, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on January 16, 2020

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 2, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 11, 2019

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Nchi (Guest) on December 8, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 7, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 4, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

John Mushi (Guest) on November 29, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Ahmed (Guest) on November 26, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mazrui (Guest) on November 24, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Chiku (Guest) on November 16, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 3, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Fikiri (Guest) on November 1, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 9, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 6, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

George Mallya (Guest) on October 3, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!

Abubakar (Guest) on October 2, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 23, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Wande (Guest) on September 19, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 18, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Chiku (Guest) on September 16, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Aziza (Guest) on September 7, 2019

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 6, 2019

😄 What a joke!

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 29, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 27, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Nuru (Guest) on August 24, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 23, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mjaka (Guest) on August 23, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 17, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mjaka (Guest) on August 16, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 14, 2019

😆 That punchline was epic!

Rahim (Guest) on August 4, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 2, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Rukia (Guest) on July 21, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 28, 2019

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mgeni (Guest) on June 25, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Sofia (Guest) on June 23, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 15, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 13, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Kheri (Guest) on June 5, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Issack (Guest) on June 1, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 24, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 17, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Raha (Guest) on April 27, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 20, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 8, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 8, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 4, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Khatib (Guest) on April 1, 2019

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Rahma (Guest) on March 28, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Hekima (Guest) on March 20, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 15, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on March 8, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 3, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 1, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 8, 2019

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Majid (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Nuru (Guest) on January 26, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Kazija (Guest) on January 5, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆