What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 21, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Muslima (Guest) on December 13, 2019

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 8, 2019

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 29, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Kiza (Guest) on November 28, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Tabu (Guest) on November 16, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Shani (Guest) on November 12, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 10, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 27, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 26, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Biashara (Guest) on October 17, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

David Chacha (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 2, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 1, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 23, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 23, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 22, 2019

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Hashim (Guest) on September 16, 2019

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 16, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Nassar (Guest) on September 12, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 8, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Chum (Guest) on September 2, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Hamida (Guest) on August 23, 2019

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 21, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 12, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 7, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mustafa (Guest) on July 27, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Aziza (Guest) on July 25, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Habiba (Guest) on July 20, 2019

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 19, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 9, 2019

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Raha (Guest) on July 7, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Maimuna (Guest) on July 4, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Nassor (Guest) on July 4, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Amir (Guest) on June 24, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Masika (Guest) on June 14, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 11, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 25, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mzee (Guest) on May 23, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Husna (Guest) on May 19, 2019

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mzee (Guest) on May 19, 2019

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Baridi (Guest) on May 17, 2019

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Salma (Guest) on May 15, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 25, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 23, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Salma (Guest) on April 19, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Furaha (Guest) on April 8, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 3, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Arifa (Guest) on April 2, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 30, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 26, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 20, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 10, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 7, 2019

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Furaha (Guest) on March 1, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 25, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️