What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 4, 2019

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Majid (Guest) on December 3, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 2, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 26, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 24, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 23, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 16, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 14, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mazrui (Guest) on November 13, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Kahina (Guest) on November 10, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Neema (Guest) on October 30, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Kazija (Guest) on October 22, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Yahya (Guest) on October 22, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 17, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Fikiri (Guest) on October 4, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 3, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Sarafina (Guest) on October 1, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Saidi (Guest) on September 14, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 10, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 9, 2019

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Neema (Guest) on August 31, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Rehema (Guest) on August 30, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 28, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Rashid (Guest) on August 24, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 19, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 17, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 14, 2019

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 11, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 25, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 22, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Zawadi (Guest) on July 21, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Fadhili (Guest) on July 16, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 2, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Issack (Guest) on June 30, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Jamila (Guest) on June 26, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 24, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Binti (Guest) on June 22, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Amani (Guest) on June 20, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Abubakar (Guest) on June 13, 2019

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 9, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 7, 2019

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Nashon (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 1, 2019

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 27, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Kiza (Guest) on May 20, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 14, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 5, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mchawi (Guest) on May 4, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 2, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 19, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 1, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 26, 2019

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 25, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 24, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Jamal (Guest) on March 16, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Faiza (Guest) on March 14, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Chiku (Guest) on March 2, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 18, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Abdullah (Guest) on February 16, 2019

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Sumaya (Guest) on February 16, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰