What did the carrot say to the mushroom?

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 16, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Sumaya (Guest) on December 7, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 7, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 1, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 27, 2019

😅 I’m still laughing!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 25, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Salma (Guest) on November 12, 2019

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 25, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Husna (Guest) on October 20, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Muslima (Guest) on October 7, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 1, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 30, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 22, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 26, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 17, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 8, 2019

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 5, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 1, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Halimah (Guest) on June 16, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 11, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 9, 2019

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 5, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 5, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Shamsa (Guest) on June 4, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Neema (Guest) on May 23, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 16, 2019

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 10, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

John Malisa (Guest) on May 9, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 19, 2019

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 15, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 13, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 6, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Muslima (Guest) on March 25, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 12, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Husna (Guest) on March 9, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 3, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Fatuma (Guest) on March 2, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 26, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 26, 2019

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 18, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 9, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Zakia (Guest) on February 4, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 26, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Abdullah (Guest) on January 19, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 17, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 10, 2019

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 8, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 5, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 28, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Makame (Guest) on December 3, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 29, 2018

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 16, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 7, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 1, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Maida (Guest) on October 24, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 7, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Amina (Guest) on September 29, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Baridi (Guest) on September 17, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋