What did the duck say to the clown?

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 24, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 16, 2020

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Khatib (Guest) on April 11, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 26, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 18, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 4, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Salima (Guest) on February 28, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 20, 2020

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 16, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 6, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 1, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2020

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 29, 2020

😅 I’m still laughing!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 25, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Zuhura (Guest) on January 21, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Maneno (Guest) on January 6, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 29, 2019

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 19, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 9, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 22, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 18, 2019

Thanks Ackyshine

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 7, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 4, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 22, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Rukia (Guest) on September 29, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 17, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 16, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Warda (Guest) on September 12, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 12, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 9, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 8, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 3, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 3, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 25, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 20, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Nchi (Guest) on August 19, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 8, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 28, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mhina (Guest) on July 22, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 21, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 14, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mwanais (Guest) on July 11, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Sekela (Guest) on July 9, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 9, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

George Tenga (Guest) on June 14, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 9, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Zuhura (Guest) on June 7, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 3, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Masika (Guest) on May 19, 2019

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 19, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Fikiri (Guest) on May 2, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 27, 2019

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 24, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 11, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 10, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 9, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 9, 2019

😆 Saving this one!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 8, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴