What did the ocean say to the beach?

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 15, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 9, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 6, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Rahma (Guest) on December 28, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mazrui (Guest) on December 19, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Fikiri (Guest) on December 14, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

John Kamande (Guest) on December 14, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Khalifa (Guest) on December 4, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 3, 2019

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 21, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Hawa (Guest) on November 19, 2019

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Tambwe (Guest) on November 15, 2019

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Ali (Guest) on November 14, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 9, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 5, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 26, 2019

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2019

😅 I’m still laughing!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 24, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 18, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 11, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 8, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Chiku (Guest) on October 7, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Kahina (Guest) on October 4, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 30, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Masika (Guest) on September 27, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 21, 2019

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 9, 2019

😁 This just made my day!

Nassor (Guest) on September 9, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Salma (Guest) on September 2, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 24, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Leila (Guest) on August 24, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 20, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Rubea (Guest) on August 17, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 2, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 28, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Nassor (Guest) on July 27, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Sumaya (Guest) on July 17, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 5, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 30, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Fadhili (Guest) on June 24, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Maida (Guest) on June 21, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 21, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 17, 2019

😄 You got me!

Tabu (Guest) on June 16, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 13, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 12, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 8, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Baraka (Guest) on June 8, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 2, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 1, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Hashim (Guest) on May 17, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 12, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 8, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Sarafina (Guest) on May 2, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 1, 2019

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 1, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 30, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Yahya (Guest) on April 17, 2019

😅 I needed that laugh!